Basketball

Does anyone know how i could get a scholarship to play for Duke basketball?

i have a ten inch verticle jump, and im a 35% free throw shooter. i hit a 3 pointer last week in a pick up game at my church. how do i get a scholarship to duke tommorow? haha, i love these stupid questions so i figured id post one just to mess with yall now, who can post most creative, funny response? my favorite question ever on here was, "do I know who won the national championship".......hahahaha, do "i" know.....how would we know if you know? haha HAHAHA, people really are answering seriously.....if you read the part about my verticle leap, THEN WHY DIDNT YOU READ THE REST????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA........man there are some weird people on here!

Public Comments

1. I think I would have said something like... Make sure you are white, stuck up, look pretty, and are still experimenting to figure out your sexuality. All these things will increase your chances. P.S I love the fact that people below me are answering this question seriously.
2. wow 35% 10 inch only? thats it? and 1 3 pointer pshhhh id say the only school youll be going to is prolly a jc plus u wouldent want to go to duke its too white over thier
3. Overdose on some pills and maybe in the next life you will have some talent.
4. If i were you i would just quit because in simple trems you suck
5. You need more time to shoot and jump more higher. Also you need good grades (GPA) and highest score of SAT or ACT that any universities can offers you to play the basketball there. Do you that Duke University has rank best university of top 10 this year in nation. You need to work too hard and play hard.
6. rednecks sure do love duke
7. I don't think you will get a scholarship at any college. You should concentrate on your education and play intramural basketball.
8. Just give Coach K a lap dance and your in!
9. If you know how to make good gatorade and wash sweaty towels maybe you can get a spot sitting next to the bench and get to know some players.
10. Your vetical leap is far too high to play for Duke. Try Rutgers LOL