Basketball - If a Duke basketball player falls in the woods, and there's no one around, is it still a foul?

If a Duke basketball player falls in the woods, and there's no one around, is it still a foul?

duh...
Garrett Temple from LSU says That Reddick was wining for a foul call all night. I feel sorry for him in the NBA. With his lack of driving skills he'll never get a call.
Yes I believe it is. Much the way DWade got a whistle every five seconds in the NBA Finals.
Absolutely. I believe this is referred to as a technical foul. Somewhere in the world someone was probably thinking about fouling and he fell down. Two shots and possession. GO DEVILS
Depends how skilled or just dominant he is How many Duke players can claim that now?
Of course it is What a Dumb question to ask. It will always be a foul on Duke.
no
It depends....how good of an actor is the Duke player....?
JJ Redick should have complained all night. He's the best and it should always go his way!
Yes and even if a Duke basketball player sucks but gets spoon fed 26 ppg from Coach K's system, he still gets named player of the year against other players who simply OWN him. Because it's Duke. God dammit.